Nekkid Boy's Busy Day

Itinerary 7.16.07

  • Baby Burp is learning to walk. Must push her over every possible chance.
  • Sit on Big Daddy's lap. Count, "Ooooone..... twoooooo..... threeeeeeeeeee.... *fart*"
  • Run as fast as I can from kitchen, through dining room, into living room and back as many times as I can. Be sure to stomp while running and shout, "RUN! RUN! RUN!"
  • Take a bite of Morning Star corn dog, screech, then spit the bite onto the floor and say "HOT!" even if it's not.
  • Whine.
  • Whine some more.
  • Whine for Handy Manny.
  • Whine for Little Einsteins.
  • When Mommy Person puts on the show I've been whining for, shout, "Different one?! DIFFERENT ONE!" until she closes her eyes, takes a deep breath and counts softly to ten.
  • Resume running.
  • Grab baby gate and shake it as hard as I can to make as much noise as possible.
  • Get Baby Burp interested in shaking the gate so she gets scolded and not me.
  • Push Baby Burp down again.
  • Take Baby Burp's sippy of milk and drink it. All of it. Laugh and run away.
  • Count the bubbles in the bath tub.
  • Find a cup. Fill it with bath water and pour it into the tub over to give Mommy Person a false sense of security. When she turns her back to get a towel, throw a full cup of water all over the bathroom floor.
  • Get out of bed at least 15 times.

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