Nekkid Boy Haiku

Warm and soft, it's mine
Feel it squish and run all over
Don't tell Mom. My poo.

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My nemeses true
Stop me from danger and fun
Spoil sport baby gate

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Boing boing. Dong. Dong. Dong.
Daddy teaches me fun sounds.
I want boing boing boing.

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Train. Truck. You hear that?
Yes! I hear airplane, bird, car.
Trash truck. I want trash.

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Bath time; water fun.
Jump, pour, splash, throw, uh-oh.
Momma slips on floor.