"How to Make a Room Smell Good" by Nekkid Boy
#1. Toss Italian seasonings all over the kitchen. Don't be shy. Really let loose and shake that container hard!
#2. Giggle while your daddy vacuums up the oregano mixture.
#3. Wait a few days, then dump your dry cereal all over the recliner. Make sure there are lots of crumbs.
#4. Giggle while your daddy vacuums up the dry cereal crumbs and inhale the odoriferous scent of Italy right in your own living room.
#5. (Optional) Giggle while your baby sister cries because she's skeered of the vacuum.
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