4.24.2007

"How to Make a Room Smell Good" by Nekkid Boy

#1. Toss Italian seasonings all over the kitchen. Don't be shy. Really let loose and shake that container hard!

#2. Giggle while your daddy vacuums up the oregano mixture.

#3. Wait a few days, then dump your dry cereal all over the recliner. Make sure there are lots of crumbs.

#4. Giggle while your daddy vacuums up the dry cereal crumbs and inhale the odoriferous scent of Italy right in your own living room.

#5. (Optional) Giggle while your baby sister cries because she's skeered of the vacuum.

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