How Nekkid Boy Spends His Evening

1. Get out of bed and play.

2. Get out of bed and play again.

3. Get out of bed and open and close the bedroom door until Mommy Person or Big Daddy discover him.

4. Stand in the hallway and color on the walls. I'm not much of an Impressionist but I could go Pollack if I really tried.

5. Get up and head to the kitchen. Dig through the diaper bag and find a granola bar and eat it. Pull chair up to the stove, climb up and eat a donut or two from the box of donuts on top of the stove.

6. Poop.